Does this... distract you?
hiiii, i'm haleigh | nashville | from chi-tooown | I really like books and i have a perfect boyfriend who i make read fandoms books and he's really attractive so hi colby | john green is a god |
someone just linked me to this and I’m angry
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
The fact that this actually happens outside of tv sitcoms still blows my mind. I’ve heard soooooo many stories.
I love it when I don’t die too.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
im gonna put my dick in it
dont put ur dick in it
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
Taco Bell gets deep
Whoever runs their social networking sites is a marketing genius.
FACT OF THE DAY: it would take only 350 ants to move a 150 lb human body
we must eradicate the ants they are growing too powerful