crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint
Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.
i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing
damn that’s some good ass sex right there
jesus fucking christ
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
ppl in africa are dying
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
they put a bee in a human hospital bed