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purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |22,893 notes
spookyperfectgay:

satans-last-unicorn:

please tell me this mug exists is real life 

Hebrews coffee

spookyperfectgay:

satans-last-unicorn:

please tell me this mug exists is real life 

Hebrews coffee

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |104,881 notes

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |492,350 notes
lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |694,527 notes

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |20,906 notes
tommypickles:

scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

soft moan through instrument if possible

tommypickles:

scootco19:

We all await the day that we see this on our sheet music

soft moan through instrument if possible

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |10,457 notes
lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |149,951 notes
sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |690,092 notes

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |214,470 notes

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

7 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |122,403 notes