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2 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |18,283 notes

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |160,255 notes

Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!

luv-disc:

  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.
3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |92,242 notes
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theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |42,025 notes

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |453,373 notes

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |24,398 notes

meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |169,660 notes
yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |348,186 notes
penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |26,097 notes
shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |73,672 notes